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PostSubject: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST TURKEY ON THE SERVER!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:17 pm

Naz is so old, he farts DUST! Let's have a roast of Nazareth! For those of you not familiar of what a roast is, it's where we get together and compliment him in the most negative and funny way. Good luck people. :-)
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PostSubject: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST TURKEY ON THE SERVER!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:22 pm

He's so old that when God said let there be light, he's the one who hit the switch.
He's so old that he owes Jesus 3 bucks.

Happy Bday Man
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PostSubject: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST TURKEY ON THE SERVER!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:27 pm

naz is so old jesus is in his yearbook!
naz is so old his social security number is 1
naz is so old his memory is in black and white!
naz is so old he walked into an antique store and they kept him!

happy birthday naz! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST TURKEY ON THE SERVER!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:06 pm

here's a birthday toast to the man who;
remembers going to the outhouse
riding in the horse and buggy instead of the car
the last suuper
the pyramids being built
what stonehenge was REALLY for
seeing duels to the death in the REAL arena
ah hell he's just old Razz but we still wub him anyways


Happy Birthday Naz!! (and remember since your so old that means Dire *being as young as she is* she has to pamper the living shit out of you on your special day) Smile
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PostSubject: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST TURKEY ON THE SERVER!   Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:25 am

rofl posts . Happy BDay naZ
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PostSubject: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST TURKEY ON THE SERVER!   Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:25 am

Vaar you are boring: continue the trend man.
Here my part of the roast:

Happy Birthday to Naz who is so old that he cannot show his complete lifeline in public.

Naz is so old that his birthday is looked back upon by the occurence of natural hazzards as calendars or numbers werent invented when he was born.

Nazareth is so old that he could not write down the number of days he lived on a normal paper, hence cave paintings and DIN A1 paper were invented.

When people ask Naz how old he is he usually answers with two numbers: 100^100 (100 to the power of 100). Try calculating that lol then you will know why he answers that way.
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PostSubject: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST TURKEY ON THE SERVER!   Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:45 am

Not nice, I heard Naz was down and out at the moment so be kind please.....he got a Viagra pill stuck in his throat and now has a stiff neck.

Happy B-day ya old coot!
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PostSubject: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST TURKEY ON THE SERVER!   Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:12 pm

*is laughing so hard, she has tears rolling down her face making it hard to even think of a comment.
As for spoiling Naz, hell, I tried. Put on a slinky little skin tight confection.... Waited in bed till late.... and he chose to stay up half the night and not join me....



Must have been the viagra stuck in his throat. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST TURKEY ON THE SERVER!   Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:56 pm

LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST TURKEY ON THE SERVER!   Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:07 pm

Some of those antique jokes.... Here's a real life one. My truck has an antique plate on it.... And my husband is older than my truck!
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PostSubject: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST TURKEY ON THE SERVER!   Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:39 pm

mwahahahahha that's just evil... hahahhahahahahah LOVE IT!
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PostSubject: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST TURKEY ON THE SERVER!   Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:03 pm

since trees show their age with rings - naz is so old that he was the artwork for the michelin-man... graaaaatz Very Happy


(to all that dont know how the michelin man looks... skip the first pic on that site and you will find out lol http://www.frankreich-sued.de/plakate/michelin/michelin.htm)
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